Erotica for Intellectuals - Because Smart People Are Hot

Friday, August 26, 2011

CGI

The woman’s hand gripped a thin beam overhead, her sky blue stiletto boots molded to her incredible thighs, the spikes of her heels almost as thin as the perilous bar upon which she stood.

Her watchers held their breathes as she launched from her perch, golden hair arcing gracefully as she tumbled with exquisite grace from her previous height towards the densely populated level beneath.

As agile as a feline, she landed, her audience fixating on the dangerously low cut of the bodice which seemed destined to obey the laws of gravity and expose her generous assets.  To their vast disappointment, the fabric held and it was generally agreed that the costume she wore must be made of latex, so perfectly did the celestial color mold itself to hourglass figure.

Within moments, she had used her apparently super-human strength and intelligence to route the villains who had threatened to seize control of the precious food supply of the Amer Sky City.  Apparently she had compassion as abundant as her voluptuous curves and exquisite beauty, for she used her influence to convince the New Earth council of elders that the criminals should be banished to the inhospitable colony of Point Godwin Austen.

And that is when the most amazing thing happened.  One moment she was there, and the next she disappeared.  Or, rather, her coloring altered and, like a chameleon, she blended so perfectly with the steel, sky and clouds around her that she had no difficulty evading the heartfelt thanks of the grateful populace.

As the credits rolled, her new fans were treated to a view of her basking on a nebulous cloud, her golden hair now silver and the boots and brief second skin which covered her magnificent body a wisp of color upon the translucence of her skin.  Only as they read their papers the next morning did they realize that the producers of the new show had left them with a mystery – the name of the actress who had instantly become their new goddess been intentionally omitted.

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